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  [Welcome back to Bad Joke or–as I’ve been thinking lately–Negativity Friday. First, in other news of the universe, I see that next summer’s “Last Annual” Vol-State Road Race is now COMPLETELY FULL! The projected field will be expanded by nearly triple, and it only took three weeks from the end of the 2013 version...

  [Awhile ago, somebuddy or somebunny noted–along with his or her training regimen, specimen, preferences, Garmin trackings, VO2-max vs. HR-extremities, nutritional intake vs. wastage outpour, etc., etc., etc., and, oh yeah, complete lists of all the races he or she has ever run vs. all the upcoming races he or she fully intends to do–that...

  [There seems to be some recent concern/inquiry/puzzlement over women runners who have attempted The Barkley Marathons–yea, woe yea–“the race that eats its young” (perhaps answering the inquiries right there). All those lovely young (hey, they are ALL young AND gorgeous) women runners were eaten. Yup! Hardbitten, chewy, and swallowed. And every single one of...

[It doesn’t seem much like it today, but Happy Bad Joke Friday anyway! Here’s one I just heard (actually saw online) that may even pertain (to much of the country): “It’s so cold today, I actually saw a Democrat with his hands in his own pockets.” 😉 I should sell that one to… whichever of...

  [“Blade Gunner”? So, eh? Whatever happened to Oscar Pistorius? Got Pist once too often? Or ‘e yuss… forgot who he was living with? What the roommate smelled like even? What??? He “thinks” he’s being invaded by some UNKNOWN INTRUDER at o’dark-thirty in the mourning WHO LETS HERSELF IN WITH A KEY??? He then EMPTIES...

[Hey! We’re all still alive today! So, welcome to BJF–and I mean, REALLY Bad Joke Friday. Damn Mayo (Mayonnaise?) peeps had us BS’d for over a thousand years. Or, something like that. Of course, I’m 800 and don’t remember. I never did pay any mind to “Mayans,” although methinks someone just re-minded that “Maya” is...

  [Welcome to Bad Joke Friday, and to antiquity. Today’s joke, or rather subject matter, has to do with something we all were born with–some of us a loooong long time ago. Our ancestors were born with it (them) too. It’s hard to say just who was in power when that scene all changed, but...