Real Men/Women of Genius #110

[By the way, once again, none of this is pointed at anybody. ALL of it is fiction!]

Bud Light presents…

REAL MEN OF GENIUS

{Re-al men of geeeeeene-yuss!}

Today we salute you, Mr. Big City Marathon-and-other-footraces Runner With A Halloween Costume On.

{Arrrrrrrrrrre YOUUUUU Sven-goooooooo-lie OR Mis-tress El-viiiiiiiiiii-ra?}

Rhinoceros costume? Carrot-top vegetable? Super hero? Carrier of a whole PHONE BOOTH for twenty-six-point-two entire miles!?

{“Annnnnnnnnnnd I’ll be pro-po-sing to my girrrrrrrrl-friend at the half-way marrrrrrrrrrrrrk!”}

Please. Are you hoping to be seen on television, or do you just content yourself with incredulous stares and blocking traffic?

{“My girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl-friend is go-ing as a sub-ma-rinnnnnnne!”}

And where DID you come up with all that green spray paint to turn yourself into The Incredible Hulk, or all that black shoe polish to go as “Linc” from “The Mod Squad”?

{“IIIIIIIIIII bor-rowed my cos-tuuuume from one of her kiiiiiiiids.”}

Of course, no one but no one running or watching you today is old enough to remember “The Mod Squad.” You’re completely on your own, Big Daddy, and dicing with the ratings in the process.

{Weee just LOOOOOVE that guy jug-gling those bas-ket-balls the whole waaaaay!}

But if you’re going as Ed “Big Daddy” Roth, no one alive today remembers THAT character either.

{Did-n’t heee in-vent the hot-rod? And-is-THAT-a-“fun-ny-car”-cos-tume-you’re-wearrrr-ing?}

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light once you reach the finish line–if it’s still daylight–O Marvelous Master of Modern Disguise, because the only thing more annoying than you today is that “thing” made up of twenty sewn-together tie-dyed table cloths and about fifty other geniuses just like yourself who are pretending to be, what, a centipede?

{Mis-terrrrrrr Bigg Ci-ty Mar-a-thon-and-oth-er-foot-ra-ces-Runnn-ner-With-A-Hal-lo-weeeeeeen-Cos-tuuu ume-On!}

Bud Light beer: we don’t care where they brew it; we just dig their commercials.

( O_O )

Yours troubly,
The Troubadour

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Yankee Folly of The Day:
The, uh, usually televised New York City Marathon is coming up, folks, so if ya don’t believe any of the above-written silliness is true, just watch!