Category: Published Musical Nonsense

Ingelhook Wineries present… REAL WOMEN OF GENIUS {Re-al gals of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we raise our glass to you, Missus OCD Ultrarunning Gal with the Multiple Unpronounceable Disorders. {Misss-sus perrrr-son-alllll-i-tyyyy out-the-ying-yannng!} You mean, it’s 7:01 AM and you’ve not showered yet? This, after running your daily nine-point-three-eighth miles, which is six loops around the lake by...

[No, friends, for right now we’re going to resist writing about the apparent genuine or artificial “genius” who figured out how to beat the cyber-system and register for Umstead early. That one’s too obvious. Today’s contribution to the betterment of humankind is, uh, fictional?] Ingelhook Wineries present… REAL WOMEN OF GENIUS {Re-al gals of geeeeeene-yuss}...

[First of all, I’d just like to say “thanks”–reelly and troubly–to all the many folks who’ve–so far–responded so positively to all this negativity… ( O_O ) …and who have even sent me e-mails which I hope they’ll forgive me for not always answering… …and to my good buddy Bill Thom for even offering to upchuck...

[This special talent was first discovered to be ever so widely “spread” in–where else?–Caliphrenia, home of this weakened’s Angeles Crest 100. Good luck to all runners everywhere over the next couple “daze,” and, hey, as my old idol Frank Zappa used to sing: “Please don’t eat that yellow snow!” ;] Bud Light presents… REAL MEN...

[Default Article Image][w-w-w-dot-welcome.bak-forward-slash-2-me-slash-tilde-after-2-wiks? Nah. It wasn’t actually that grate a vacation, but it did go a tad better than badly–right up until sometime before dawn in the darkening foggy horrors of the Marin County Headlands. Which has subsequently haunted me right up until now, when I finely realized that life somehow–despite all off-cliff-plunging urges to...

[Today, friends, I’m the non-angel barely bearing no gnus of grated joi. Nah, actually it’s HUGE NEWS of GREAT JOY!!! As follows: 1) My good buddy Bill Thom is giving me space (soon! maybe today!!) on his wonderful website: http://www.runrace.net/ 2) For any or all those who’ve written over the past mini daze to ask...

[This one–or is it two?–presented itself the other day. And again, I just can’t resist. Also please, “fictional characters that bear no resemblance to real-life characters,” take no offense! OK? ;-] Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Re-al men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Messrs. All-of-a-Sudden Just-Now-Invented Vol-State “Relay Team.” {Mis-ters hur-ried-ly con-coc-ted...

[How could I possibly resist? ;-] Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Re-al men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. Impossible-Even-To-Believe Vol-State Inventor and Race Director. {Mis-ter HOT tenn-ness-ssee cross-staaaaate foot-raaace in-ven-torrrr!} Three hundred and fourteen complete and entire miles, on foot, in ten days, and kitty-corner across the full State of Tennessee...

[Fiends, roamins, cross-countrymen, lend me your eyeballs. Today’s “offering”—yo, I usually get the feelin’ I’m trying to “sacrifice (stuff like this) to the angry gods,” so that they’ll redirect their tornadoes somewhere else—was actually first suggested by Joe Judd, who, if I understand anything at all, MAY right now be running Hardrock. Anyway, Joe’ll see...

Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Re-al men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. Bluetooth Earset Wearer and Talker While Working-out Runner. {Mis-ter ennn-ter-taaaiiii-ner of the whole darn raaaaace!} Pardon us for interrupting your most important conversation, but do you think you could possibly stop yakking just a second to listen, to be...