Category: Published Musical Nonsense

  [So, yeah. In honor of Paige Troelstrup, it’s another BLF. Last week she’d written: “This should become your Friday tradition…BLF (Bud Light Fridays). Love ’em!!”] Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we celebrate you, Mr. Stubborn You’re-Lost-But-I’m-Not Trail Ultramarathon Runner. {Mister Stub-born You-ARE-lost-nut-I-am-most-certainly not Runnnn-err!} You already know...

Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. Unofficial Volunteer Trail Marshal Guy. {Mister unofficial volunteer trail marshal guuuuuy!} You know who you are. You walk out into the woods during our ultras encouraging us with “looking good” and “way to go,” like as if we could...

Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. E-mail Listserv One-Word Commentator. {Whoa!!! Where are all the arguuuuments?} “Agree,” “Cool,” “Thx,” “YESSSS,” or possibly just a sideways smiley-face; it’s as if further progress in the philosophical discourse of Western Civilization Thought cannot possibly proceed any farther without...

Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS [Real men of geeeeeene-yuss] Today we salute you, Mr. E-Mail Photography Internet-Sharer [You’re A Reel Cyber Pixilated Geek JPEGggger!] Never mind that Walgreens, Dart Drug, Wal*Mart, and Tar-zhyay can make you full color prints suitable for framing–and they’ll also sell you the frames–thereby making a few very nice...

Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. Barkley Marathons Race Director. {Scruffy Unkempt Tennessee Chicken Farmerrrrrrrrrrr} Whereas most athletes on planet Earth train for years only to completely exhaust themselves running one marathon, you, in your directorial wisdom, give them FIVE. {Whoa! Five trips around the...