MIDDLE INCOME RICHARD’S Third Millennium Almanack =============================== An e-zine published every now and again via the Internet, which should, in the coming thousand years, save a few wads of paper and spare a whole bunch of trees. ——————————————— Number 12, Latest August, 2002 In the 2nd year of the 21st century © 2002 Rich Limacher...
[Despite the recent reaming, comedy and poignancy absolutely prohibit restraint in this case.] Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. E-mailer To The Wrong Guy To Take You Off The Listserv. {Mis-ter “I-sub-scribe-to-this-whole-list-but-I-can’t-staaaand-what-YOU-put-here”!} You’re a very clever boy, aren’t you? You have completely figured out—without anyone...
MIDDLE INCOME RICHARD’S Third Millennium Almanack =============================== An e-zine published every now and again via the Internet, which should, in the coming thousand years, save a few wads of paper and spare a whole bunch of trees. ——————————————— Number 11, Fourth of July, 2002 (or slightly thereafter) In the 2nd year of the 21st century...
[My thanks today is due to Megan Finnesy for suggesting this idea, something I personally could never have imagined.] Ingelhook Wineries present… REAL WOMEN OF GENIUS {Real gals of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we raise our glass to you, Miss Consensual Slave to the Race Director for Preferential Treatment. {Miss “I willlllllllll DO aaaaannnnnnn-y-thing to get in...
MIDDLE INCOME RICHARD’S Third Millennium Almanack =============================== An e-zine published every now and again via the Internet, which should, in the coming thousand years, save a few wads of paper and spare a whole bunch of trees. ——————————————— Number 10, April Fools’ Day, 2002 (or slightly thereafter) In the 2nd year of the 21st century...
Ingelhook Wineries present… REAL WOMEN OF GENIUS {Real gals of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we lift our goblet to you, Miss Joining-the-Running-Club-to-Bag-a-Hubby, Then Quitting, Babe. {Miss “where ARE all the sing-le men in theeeese woods any-way?”} Where have you been? You joined our sweet little group to find some company for “long runs,” but that was five...
MIDDLE INCOME RICHARD’S Third Millennium Almanack =============================== An e-zine published every now and again via the Internet, which should, in the coming thousand years, save a few wads of paper and spare a whole bunch of trees. ——————————————— Number 9, Superbowl Monday or Tuesday, 2002, (or close) In the 2nd year of the 21st century...
Ingelhook Wineries present… REAL WOMEN OF GENIUS {Real gals of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we raise our glass to you, Miss Total Running Amazon with The Inferiority Complex. {Miss “dontchoo think I am tooooo taaaaaallllllllllll?”} You are five-foot-ten-and-three-quarters-inches tall and weigh one hundred and fifty-one pounds. You are running with us at a pace of eight-and-a-half-minute miles....
[Again thanks and credit is due to Lora Mantelman for issuing this “challenge” to which the author now responds.] Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss!} Today we salute you, Mr. Whacked-Out Writer of Real Men/Women of Genius. {Mis-ter What-in-the-hell-are-you-DO-ING-ta-king-up-all-this-space?} So, you are qualified to do this… HOW? To sit and...
Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. Running Complainer That Nobody Ever Waves Back. {Mis-ter “Why can’t ev-ree-bod-y jus-getta-long–and waaaave at meeeeeee?”} Boo. Dee. Hoo. Hoo. to. you. Do you wave when you run at every single biped and quadruped—indeed all gawk’s creatures great and small—and...
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