Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Re-al men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. Super-Popular Limited-Entry Ultramarathon Race Director That Refuses to Go To A Lottery. {Mis-ter “It’s STILLLLL a fairrrr sys-stem of on-line ennnnnn-try!”} So, this year your entire field was filled in, what, less than six minutes? You get an annual...
MIDDLE INCOME RICHARD’S Third Millennium Almanack =============================== A webzine published every now and again via the Internet, which should, in the coming thousand years, save a few wads of paper and spare a whole bunch of trees. ——————————————— Number 33, October 31, 2006 In the 6th year of the 21st century © 2006 Rich Limacher...
Ingelhook Wineries present… REAL WOMEN OF GENIUS {Re-al gals of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we raise our glass to you, Missus OCD Ultrarunning Gal with the Multiple Unpronounceable Disorders. {Misss-sus perrrr-son-alllll-i-tyyyy out-the-ying-yannng!} You mean, it’s 7:01 AM and you’ve not showered yet? This, after running your daily nine-point-three-eighth miles, which is six loops around the lake by...
Alpine Life in The Twilight Zone, Or, How To Spend 3/12ths of a Summer Running 5/12ths of a Hundred By Rich (“Softrocks Rick”) Limacher So far (as far as weird experiences with the hotel industry go) I am 4-for-4 in Silverton, Colorado. Finishing the crazy hundred-mile run which starts and finishes in that same town,...
[No, friends, for right now we’re going to resist writing about the apparent genuine or artificial “genius” who figured out how to beat the cyber-system and register for Umstead early. That one’s too obvious. Today’s contribution to the betterment of humankind is, uh, fictional?] Ingelhook Wineries present… REAL WOMEN OF GENIUS {Re-al gals of geeeeeene-yuss}...
Photographs of the course of the Hardrock 100 Mile Endurance Run, 2006. As a first-timer this year, I obviously tried to study the course as much as I possibly could, from my arm chair in California. Reading the detailed course description and studying the maps was extremely helpful, but inadequate. The online photo reports I...
[First of all, I’d just like to say “thanks”–reelly and troubly–to all the many folks who’ve–so far–responded so positively to all this negativity… ( O_O ) …and who have even sent me e-mails which I hope they’ll forgive me for not always answering… …and to my good buddy Bill Thom for even offering to upchuck...
MIDDLE INCOME RICHARD’S Third Millennium Almanack =============================== A webzine published every now and again via the Internet, which should, in the coming thousand years, save a few wads of paper and spare a whole bunch of trees. ——————————————— Number 32, Summer 2006 In the 6th year of the 21st century © 2006 Rich Limacher ——————————————— So, like, we’re sure nobody notices, but this is our 5th year anniversary. (hubba hubba 😉 ———————————— This webzine is mostly supposed to disturb you enough so that you’ll start thinking about what’s going to come long after you’re gone ———————————— ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Please send editorial material, immaterial, ads, subtracts, and everything else to: CCWriters@mcleodusa.net ——————————————— Baud, what frauds these e-bytes be! ——————————————— But you can click on this for the genuine stuff: ——————————————— http://www.zombierunner.com ——————————————— ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We here at Mid Inc Rick’s corporate headquarters would like to extend our sincerest apologies to anyone otherwise expecting this e-rag to appear right now in full color, with all sorts of cute, artsy- craftsy full-color photographs to disguise the fact that we’ve nothing to say… ( O_O ) …or to cause you, like “Playboy” does, to feel some sort of imaginary guilt that you really and truly SHOULD only be looking at this to read the articles. The plain fact is: THIS particular issue is our first “retro anniversary issue” which has been done up on purpose to look kind of like that very first black- and-white issue did way back in late May of 2001. But the even plainer fact is: Our entire computer “system” crashed (see why below), and this is about the best we can do right now. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Limacher’s Law: The only things that actually happen in life can never be imagined in advance. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chair of Contents: r e...
[This special talent was first discovered to be ever so widely “spread” in–where else?–Caliphrenia, home of this weakened’s Angeles Crest 100. Good luck to all runners everywhere over the next couple “daze,” and, hey, as my old idol Frank Zappa used to sing: “Please don’t eat that yellow snow!” ;] Bud Light presents… REAL MEN...
MIDDLE INCOME RICHARD’S Third Millennium Almanack =============================== An webzine published every now and again via the Internet, which should, in the coming thousand years, save a few wads of paper and spare a whole bunch of trees. ——————————————— Number 31, Spring 2006 In the 6th year of the 21st century © 2006 Rich Limacher ———————————————...
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