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Real Men of Genius #3

Real Men of Genius #3

Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. E-mail Listserv One-Word Commentator. {Whoa!!! Where are all the arguuuuments?} “Agree,” “Cool,” “Thx,” “YESSSS,” or possibly just a sideways smiley-face; it’s as if further progress in the philosophical discourse of Western Civilization Thought cannot possibly proceed any farther without...

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What Ever Happened To […] #1002

What Ever Happened To […] #1002

The Reagan Administraction Presents… WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO [“The Poor Man’s Sport”] ? So, what in the whirl of marketing wizardry has ever happened to “the Poor Man’s Sport”? You know, the sport where all it ever took was (yes) gym shoes, white socks, sweats and sweat band, a dial wristwatch, and out the door...

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The Most Interesting Man in the World, Issue 1

The Most Interesting Man in the World, Issue 1

 (As originally titled and first published to a “chatroom”—otherwise known as the UltraList—on February 24, 2010; and nearly a full year before that to a different chatroom, known as The Barkley Listserv.  Notice at the bottom the links to the actual Dos Equis beer commercials, which this series parodied. Note finally:  The absence of WOMEN,...

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Real Men of Genius [number 2]

Real Men of Genius [number 2]

Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS [Real men of geeeeeene-yuss] Today we salute you, Mr. E-Mail Photography Internet-Sharer [You’re A Reel Cyber Pixilated Geek JPEGggger!] Never mind that Walgreens, Dart Drug, Wal*Mart, and Tar-zhyay can make you full color prints suitable for framing–and they’ll also sell you the frames–thereby making a few very nice...

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Real Men of Genius [number 1]

Real Men of Genius [number 1]

Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. Barkley Marathons Race Director. {Scruffy Unkempt Tennessee Chicken Farmerrrrrrrrrrr} Whereas most athletes on planet Earth train for years only to completely exhaust themselves running one marathon, you, in your directorial wisdom, give them FIVE. {Whoa! Five trips around the...

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What Ever Happened To […] #1001

What Ever Happened To […] #1001

  [Happy Day, Friends and Playmates and Hopeless Romantics All! Today in honor of “Bad Joke Friday” we wish to launch a whole new Bad, or Joke, or Pre-weakened Festivity. We wish to call it WEHT (with numbers doubtless heading into the thousands, hence the number). And we also want to say that this whole...

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