[Editor’s Note: Welcome again to “The Return of Bad Joke Friday!” Eh? Of course, if it gets any later, this’ll have to get passed off as “Bad Joke Saturday,” and then you all can be visiting after your own long runs, and talking amongst yourselves about all the horrible interpersonal relationships y’all have had. Heh....
[So, yeah. In honor of Paige Troelstrup, it’s another BLF. Last week she’d written: “This should become your Friday tradition…BLF (Bud Light Fridays). Love ’em!!”] Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we celebrate you, Mr. Stubborn You’re-Lost-But-I’m-Not Trail Ultramarathon Runner. {Mister Stub-born You-ARE-lost-nut-I-am-most-certainly not Runnnn-err!} You already know...
(As originally titled and first published to a “chatroom”—otherwise known as the UltraList—on March 10, 2010. Notice at the bottom the links to the actual Dos Equis beer commercials, which this series parodied. Note finally: The absence of WOMEN, a defect that was later corrected—by this website’s author, but NOT by Dos Equis itself. Hmmm…)[In...
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[Oh joy, oh rapture! It must be Bad Joke Friday again. Firstly, I’d like to thank all you most excellent peeps who’ve been so helpful, both in public and private, and sympathetic with my pathetic titanium tribulations with trying to sync my titanic new Macintosh machine. Thank you. And, secondly, I will get back...
[Editor’s Note: Since only a few have bothered to complain (privately) it seems completely outrageous to continue this series publicly. Or not. You decide. Delete or bear with. Hey, it’s yet another “Bad Joke Friday,” eh?] ULTRA RELATIONSHIP NEWS Number 3, “The Ex” by Yours Troubly (With all due homage—and nothing else—paid to David Mamet,...
Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. Unofficial Volunteer Trail Marshal Guy. {Mister unofficial volunteer trail marshal guuuuuy!} You know who you are. You walk out into the woods during our ultras encouraging us with “looking good” and “way to go,” like as if we could...
And now, it’s time for some small levity. Some song perhaps. Perhaps now in dubious honor of one Dean Karnazes, a guy featured on CBS’s 60 Minutes for such feats as: running 300 miles, pounding the pavement all night long, and ordering pizza on-the-run on his cell phone to be delivered to such-and-such intersection at...
(As originally titled and first published to a “chatroom”—otherwise known as the UltraList—on March 3, 2010. Notice at the bottom the links to the actual Dos Equis beer commercials, which this series parodied. Notice at the bottom the links to the actual Dos Equis beer commercials, which this series parodied. Note finally: The absence...
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The Washington Administraction Presents… WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO [“Pen and Paper”] ? So, what in this world is ever happening to pen and paper? That’s right, the implements by which the chronicling of civilization on this planet has forever been accomplished. Do we mean to say these tried-and-true tools are OBSOLETE? All paper disappears–including...
[Editor’s Note: Continuing right along now with all this merriment, we have yet another twisted version of a “Bad Joke Friday.” And again, either delete now or bear with…] ULTRA RELATIONSHIP NEWS Number 2, “The Strawman” by Yours Troubly (With all due homage—and nothing else—paid to David Mamet, but now with somewhat necessarily changed language,...
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