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[Welcome again to Bad Joke Friday, hey? Anybody got one, besides “Lance”? Sorry to say last week’s entry in this particular category had to be postponed, on account of me riding the highway then at this time; just like, uh, in those immortal words of one Jim Morrison: “Ride the highway east, baby. The...
Ingelhook Wineries present… REAL WOMEN OF GENIUS {Real gals of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we raise our glass to you, Missus Cell-Phoning, Makeupping, Rearview-Mirror-Gawking Terror on the Highways. {Missus Theeeese Are The Oh Sooooo Necessss-ssssities of Life!} All right, so you left a little late this morning and you’re in a hurry and you know the...
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[So, in response to probably what nobody ever asked–like, what ever happened to What Ever Happened To?–What Ever Happened To is back. Which reminds me of an old “English Major” joke: Punctuate the following so that it makes perfect sense: John while Jim had had had had had had had had had had had...
[Better late than never, huh?] Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. Testosterrific Love-My-Muscle-Car Speeding Highway Hot-rodder. {Mis-ter making-up-for-your-other-seeeeeereeeee-yus shortcomings guy!!!} Never mind that your only other competition along these rural roads are tractors and hay wagons and bicyclists and joggers. YOU, sir, are about to...
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[Oh my heavings! Just LOOKIT what’s goin’ down deze daze. Our listservs totally have been *Alive with the Sound of Musings*. Or rather, of dismay… and argument and integument (sports heroes “covering up”) and all kinds of other bewailments and gnashings of teeth over all sorts of unseemly sportspeeps. I don’t want to have...
[This idea was suggested by Jerry Davison. Thanks, I think.] Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. Flame-Throwing Private Warfare Waging on Open Listservs Dweeb. {Who’s this Mr. Hu Flung Poo causing alllll these brown spots on my walllllll????) In medieval times, you’d have a joust....
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[Good Afternoon, or Evening, or whatever it is. Happy Friday the Thirteen and “The Return of Jason inside that damned hockey goalie’s mask”! Nah, I just mean the return of yours troubly after such a long absence that I don’t even know when I wrote y’all last. Maybe just before the Civil War....
Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. Last-Place-Finisher of the “Last Annual Vol-State Road Race.” {Mister just barely running-walking-crawling-oozing-rolling-sliming last-place finishing guuuuuy!} Three hundred and fourteen miles. WHAT were you thinking? Did you have a United e-ticket? Were you riding Amtrak? Go-go-going Greyhound? Did you...
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[Grittings and salivations, alla you gah-groovy guys an’ groovy gals! And welcome back (me)–although your opinion may vary–from “vacation” to “Bad Joke Fridays” in general and to this weakly offering in particular. Since some of said vacation involved traipsing around Mayan ruins near Cancun, Mexico, I was thinking: “Whoa! This week’s topic oughta be...
[I’m indebted to Nancy Shura, long-suffering race director, for this idea. ;-] Ingelhook Wineries present… REAL WOMEN OF GENIUS {Real gals of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we raise our glass to you, Missus Grand Inquisitor of Today’s Ultra R.D. {Missus Give ‘Em Allllllllllllllllllllllllllll the Third Degree!} Only you could come up with questions like these: “Is...
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