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[Is it Bad Joke Friday? Again? Already?? Well, here’s something I recently thought of that nobody cares about: water bottles. Right. The lowly, lowly water bottle. And why did I ever have my head so low in the first place as to think up such down-in-the-pumps type stuff? (Don’t ask. It’s been an emotionally...
Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. Experienced New Trails Explorer With Your Sister-In-Law. {Mis-ter Let’s-go-to-the-can-yons-to-day and bring no waaaaa-ter!} It’s well over one hundred degrees, but you’re cool. You have done this before, and your adoring young in-law looks up to you. So you...
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[Welcome back to Bad Joke or–as I’ve been thinking lately–Negativity Friday. First, in other news of the universe, I see that next summer’s “Last Annual” Vol-State Road Race is now COMPLETELY FULL! The projected field will be expanded by nearly triple, and it only took three weeks from the end of the 2013 version...
Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we honor you, Mr. Cigarette-Smoking Witless Witness To Great Big City Running Events. {Mis-ter Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, yo, does ya got a light?} It’s about time you woke up off the floor of the third-floor apartment and staggered downstairs. It’s 9:30, and you’re proud...
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[Awhile ago, somebuddy or somebunny noted–along with his or her training regimen, specimen, preferences, Garmin trackings, VO2-max vs. HR-extremities, nutritional intake vs. wastage outpour, etc., etc., etc., and, oh yeah, complete lists of all the races he or she has ever run vs. all the upcoming races he or she fully intends to do–that...
Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. Stuck-in-Traffic Behind-the-Policeman During-the-Marathon Angry Horn Blower. {Mis-ter “Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is dys traaaaaaaf-fick NOT MOV-ING?”} You’re in your car. You’re on the street. It’s Sunday morning in the big bad city. You’re fifth in line before the traffic signal and...
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[There seems to be some recent concern/inquiry/puzzlement over women runners who have attempted The Barkley Marathons–yea, woe yea–“the race that eats its young” (perhaps answering the inquiries right there). All those lovely young (hey, they are ALL young AND gorgeous) women runners were eaten. Yup! Hardbitten, chewy, and swallowed. And every single one of...
[My thanks to Joe Judd for suggesting this, something he witnessed–but not exactly.] Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. Half-Naked Formerly-in-3rd-Place Legendary Ultramarathon Stoic. {Mis-ter “I uuuuuused to beeeee a con-ten-derrrrrrrrrr”!} It’s 96-degrees. The sun is grilling roadkill. You have shoes on–or off–maybe shorts....
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[It doesn’t seem much like it today, but Happy Bad Joke Friday anyway! Here’s one I just heard (actually saw online) that may even pertain (to much of the country): “It’s so cold today, I actually saw a Democrat with his hands in his own pockets.” 😉 I should sell that one to… whichever of...
Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. Indy-Class Speed Racer on the Rails-To-Trails Bike Path. {Mis-ter siiiiiiiiiiii-lent dead-lyyy ac-ci-dent-wai-ting-to-haaaap-pen!} You’re hunkered down. You’re slickly attired in your official Tour de France yellow hi-tech fabric wanna-wear with the fifteen thousand commercials covering all the yellow. If...
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