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[Happy–or at least less miserable–New Year, Everyone! It’s been awhile since we’ve rolled down our sleeves and written anything for the Internet. (Or is it World Wide Web, and, if so, what’s the difference? That’s something I never could figure out. It was supposedly invented by Al Gore? But I haven’t been able to figure...
[Back by popular non-demand after a brief non-vacation. Thanks for this idea is owed to our friend Nancy Shura-Dervin.] Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. Self-Appointed for the Listserv Non-Doctor of Medicine. {Mis-ter “That same innn-jurrrr-reeee has hap-pened to meeeeeeeee!”} We’ll just have to buck...
[Good Aftermourning, “all you groovy guys and groovy gals!” (as they used to say, oh, by now it seems like centuries ago). The “mourning” part has to do with my recent discoveries of rampant unfairness and lack of integrity in our sport, and in running/racing in general. But no, further research is required so I...
Ingelhook Wineries present… REAL WOMEN OF GENIUS {Real gals of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we lift our goblet to you, Miss Over-Credentialed Newbie Member of the Ultramarathoning Listserv. {Miss “oh helllllllllllllllllllllllp-me-pleeeease, I’m new heeeeeeeeeere!”} You could be signing up for the whole wrong list. You’re fresh out of college, yes, but you were an All-American cross-country star...
[Happy “Bad,” everyone! As in, today is “Bad Joke Friday” once more. And the chatter lately all throughout our little whirled of ultradom has been abuzz with bad jokes having nothing to do with ultrarunning. Everything from hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia (fear of bib number 666 😉 to James Earl Ray’s old Brushy Mountain Penitentiary being turned into...
Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. Non-Sexual Co-Ed Room Sharer/Travel Companion. {Mis-ter “I’llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll only be neeeeeeeeeeding floor-space!”} Sure, the “call” went out for someone to help share expenses, and you gallantly volunteered. Except, of course, that the call went out from a woman, a naive...
[Hello-everyone-and-happy-bad-joke-Friday. OK, that’s out of the way. Now I can get off my chest what’s REALLY bothering me, besides the shirt. Today’s little rankle is about raceday. But first, how do you spell it? Is it “race day,” “race-day,” or “raceday”? Or maybe “Raceday,” “RaceDay,” or “Du Jour des Runnique a la Asses Off?” I’ve...
Bud Light presents… REAL MEN OF GENIUS {Real men of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we salute you, Mr. Worrier-Too-Much If Sex Will Hamper Your Running Performance. {Mis-ter Whaaaaat-if-it-taaaaaaaaaaaakes-too-much-out-of-meeeeee?} Nice try, of course. But every single person that subscribes to your same listserv can see right through you. It isn’t how hurt you’ll be the morning-after from...
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[Good After-Morning to all of my friends, acquaintances, fellow Listservites and Listswervians, and to only a few of my sworn enemies. (You don’t know who you are. 🙂 Today is another BJF (Bad Joke Friday) and I’m just getting started. What prompted this little treatise today was this, as was, I believe, first posted on...
Ingelhook Wineries present… REAL WOMEN OF GENIUS {Real gals of geeeeeene-yuss} Today we raise our glass to you, Mrs. Unknown Trail Runner Following in the Footsteps of Your Brother-In-Law. {Missus “where in the worrrrrrrld are yooooooooooou taa-king mee?”} Here is one big bad fat old ugly hint: *Don’t* follow the brother-in-law. {“Butttttttttttttttttttt heeeeeeeeee’s fammmmmmmmmm-milllll-lyyyy!”}...
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